A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(via starshipstarkids)

aliens-scully:

i-just-gave-myself-chills:

X-Files Halloween Challenge
PART 3: Color Theme - Red
FROM THE TOP: PILOT | SEASON 1 | SEASON 2 | SEASON 3 | SEASON 4 | SEASON 5 | FIGHT THE FUTURE | SEASON 6 | SEASON 7 | SEASON 8 | SEASON 9 | I WANT TO BELIEVE

Iiiiiiiiiii love this.

aliens-scully:

i-just-gave-myself-chills:

X-Files Halloween Challenge

PART 3: Color Theme - Red

FROM THE TOP: PILOT | SEASON 1 | SEASON 2 | SEASON 3 | SEASON 4 | SEASON 5 | FIGHT THE FUTURE | SEASON 6 | SEASON 7 | SEASON 8 | SEASON 9 | I WANT TO BELIEVE

Iiiiiiiiiii love this.

(via xfilesgeekery)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-a)

lesterandhowell:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

(via steverogershelmethair)

loki-is-my-god-now:

angelus80:

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

spotlessmindsyndrome:

dryvodkamartini:

Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.

I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.

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I have that on my phone. Unf.

Holy

Shit

Hollywood A.D. is the funniest episode yet. I’m literally screeching. I just


I’m in love with assistant producer Walter Skinner

lumos5001:

thedisreputabledog:

obsessivelygalahad:

withagallifreyantwist:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

The way Jack is sizing him up, though. This is probably the moment he really, really decided “crazy, sexy bastard. I like him”.

Rose is just like

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this is why you never skip Nine

bunniesohmy:

If you find uninjured baby bunnies this spring, please return them to their nest and leave them be. Their mom is around and she will take care of them.
Visit wildlifehotline.com if you need more information.
Please reblog to spread the word.

bunniesohmy:

If you find uninjured baby bunnies this spring, please return them to their nest and leave them be. Their mom is around and she will take care of them.

Visit wildlifehotline.com if you need more information.

Please reblog to spread the word.

(via lauren-lopez-is-my-patronus)

shutup-imwatchingthat:

THATS HOW THEY END SEASON SEVEN?????!!?!!!!?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM DISTRAUGHT THIS IS NOT I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS
AND THEY ACTUALLY SPOONED AND
I LITERALLY CANT EVEN BREATHE
also I really wanna know who skinner thinks the father is cuz I reeeally want him to have just immediately thought MULDER IT MUST BE MULDER but idk I wanna know

Also HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY FINALLY CHANGED THE BADGES IN THE INTRO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT SINCE SEASON 4 JESUS

Wait nvm they changed basically the whole last half and ooooooo dogget I’m excited

THATS HOW THEY END SEASON SEVEN?????!!?!!!!?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM DISTRAUGHT THIS IS NOT I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS
AND THEY ACTUALLY SPOONED AND
I LITERALLY CANT EVEN BREATHE
also I really wanna know who skinner thinks the father is cuz I reeeally want him to have just immediately thought MULDER IT MUST BE MULDER but idk I wanna know

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

(via didsomeone-say-draco-malfoy)

fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

Texts from Mulder and Scully

fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

Texts from Mulder and Scully

(via mulder-itsme)

giliananderson:

agents big nose and little nose search for the Truth

(via slayer-scullbags)

Melvina, 15. I post mostly Doctor Who, The X Files, Starkid, GoT, OITNB and funny stuff. At the moment my main ship is MOTHERFUCKING SCULLY AND MULDER THEY'RE KILLING ME and my reigning brotp is Taystee and Poussey.

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